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The Myth of the Condo Fucks: An Investigation

Today, March 24th, Matador Records releases Fuckbook, a new album of cover songs from “legendary New London, CT trio” Condo Fucks. A press release from Matador says that the Condo Fucks have “returned to the stage after a long absence from the tri-state area’s concert circuit…”

Bullshit.

We dispatched a pair of Savage Detectives to the Whaling City this past weekend in search of information regarding these elusive Condo Fucks. Not only does there appear to be no-such-Condo-Fucks, it appears that this elaborate ruse was nothing more than an opportunistic attempt by a desperate band from Hoboken, NJ to tap into New London’s true-blue cred. Shame on you, Yo La Tengo!

Long live the Whaling City! Fuck the Condo Fucks!

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Filed under: Condo Fucks, New London

3 Responses

  1. Jimmy F says:

    The real genius of this video is catching those dudes guys hacky sacking. Think about it.

  2. Glass Skull says:

    Are you really this upset over a joke? Aren’t we all entertainers? It’s a joke. I’ve never heard stories of hard rock bands wanting to beat up Chris Guest for making Spinal Tap. Or folkies wanting blood for A Mighty Wind. You ever hear the phrase,”no such thing as bad publicity”?
    Get over yourselves. It’s a joke. And this reaction makes New London seem like a joke.

    • mmclark says:

      Wow. I see you finally found out how the Internet works, since this little publicity stunt is a month old. Are you really so stupid that you’re incapable of realizing that this is a joke? I guess not. Bravo. You’ve plumbed new depths of stupidity. So, um, fuck yourself, Skeletor.

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